Ep. 10 – Home Alone 4

Our guest Charles helps us predict the second half of this exciting Christmas sequel. Despite no Macaulay Culkin and despite never actually being alone in this movie, Kevin McCallister is forced to battle the Wet Bandits all over again – this time in a modern Smart Home. Join us as we go on a Christmas thrill ride.

In this episode we watch half of Home Alone 4 & try to predict its ending.

Directed by: Rod Daniel | Based on: Characters created by John Hughes | Starring: Mike Weinberg French Stewart Missi Pyle Jason Beghe Erick Avari Barbara Babcock Joanna Going Clare Carey| Distributed by: 20th Television | Running time: 84 min

 

Ep. 9 – Paranomal Activity

Our guest Ken helps us predict the second half of this supernatural movie. 

In this episode we watch half of Paranormal Activity & try to predict its scary ending.

Directed by: Oren Peli | Starring: Katie Featherston Micah Sloat | Distributed by: Paramount | Running time: 86 min | Box Office: 193.4 million

 

Ep. 8 – Hannah Montana: The Movie

Our guest Dave helps us predict the end of this musical drama about a young girl dealing with split-personality syndrome. 

Does she finally go all the way with the boy? Our guest sure has lots of theories about her carnal adventures…

Directed by: Peter Chelsom | Starring: Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Emily Osment, Jason Earles, Mitchel Musso, Moisés Arias, Lucas Till | Distributed by: Walt Disney Studios | Running time: 102 min | Box Office: $155.5 million

 

Ep. 7 – Alien vs. Predator

Our guest Rebecca helps us predict the ending of this epic “Alien vs. Predator” showdown – who’s your money on?

We finally get our first girl-guest on the show, much to the chagrin of our misogynist-accusing haters. We follow the clash of these two huge franchises, as Ridley Scott’s classic Alien takes on Predator (popularized by Arnold Schwarzenegger.) On this episode we confront unfortunate accusations of cheating, and pass along a warning from iTunes.

Directed by: Paul W. S. Anderson | Starring: Sanaa Lathan, Lance Henriksen, Raoul Bova, Ewen Bremner, Colin Salmon | Running time: 101 min | Box office: 172.5 million

 

Ep. 6 – Magic Mike

Our guest Ed helps us watch this barrage of male-nipples.

How will we process this wild stripper movie? One of our more serious tasks is tackling nudity: we each try to guess how many penises will appear. How many penises do you think there will be? (Bonus guess for boobs)

We watch ½ of Magic Mike & predict how it ends.

Directed by: Steven Soderbergh | Starring: Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Cody Horn, Matt Bomer, Olivia Munn, Joe Manganiello, Matthew McConaughey | Running Time: 110 min | Box Office: $167.2 million

 

Ep. 5 – Sex and the City

Our guest Aaron Eves helps us predict the second half of Sex and the City.

Despite not seeing much of the preceding TV show, we dare to take on this feisty movie! How do 3 boys fare at making sense of the girls’ (Carrie Bradshaw, Samantha Jones)  adventures – and will any of them end up with the famous Mr. Big…?

We watch half of Sex and the City and try to predict the ending.

Directed by: Michael Patrick King | Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Chris Noth, Jennifer Hudson, Candice Bergen | Based on the book by: Candace Bushnell | Running Time: 145 min | Box Office: $415.2 million

 

Ep. 4 – The Human Centipede 2

Our guest Sam hates horror movies… but somehow through a series of miscommunications we ended up forcing him to watch the followup to the 2009 Human Centipede (First Sequence.) If you’ve never heard of this horror franchise, it might be for the best. Suffice to say it’s gore-porn at its worst… (best?) A demented man goes on a copycat-rampage and tries to recreate the surgical experiment portrayed in the original film. 

We watch half of he Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence), with guest Sam, and try to predict the ending.

Warning: Potentially disturbing content is discussed.

Directed by: Tom Six | Starring: Ashlynn Yennie, Laurence R. Harvey |Distributed by: IFC Midnight | Running Time: 88 min | Box office: $142,000

 

Ep. 3 – The Fate of The Furious

Our guest Aitor helps us predict the second half of The Fate of the Furious. We bravely decided to start our predictions with the 8th instalment to this franchise, despite not having seen any of the preceding (Fast and the Furious) movies. If this entire franchise were fused in to one, it’d be the equivalent of us walking in on the final scene, after spending 2 hours in the toilet due to bad Mexican food, and trying to make sense of the movie.

We watch half of The Fate of The Furious & try to predict the ending.

Directed by: F. Gary Gray | Starring: Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Scott Eastwood, Nathalie Emmanuel, Elsa Pataky, Kurt Russell, Charlize Theron | Distributed by: Universal Pictures | Running time: 136 min |

 

Ep. 2 – 50 Shades of Grey

We bravely watch the movie that introduced S&M, Sadomasochism, BDM, & spanking in to campy popular culture. Before we can get to the sequels (Fifty Shades Darker 2017 & Fifty Shades Freed 2018) we’ll need to wrap up with this naughty original. 

In this episode we watch half of 50 Shades of Grey & try to predict it’s sexy ending.

Directed by: Sam Taylor-Johnson | Starring: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Jennifer Ehle, Marcia Gay Harden | Based on the book by: E. L. James | Music by: Danny Elfman | Distributed by: Universal Pictures | Running time: 126 min

 

Ep. 1 – Bladerunner

How did we manage to avoid this dystopian classic all these years? Before we can set our sights on Denis Villeneuve’s 2049 sequel (with Ryan Gosling, Jared Leto & Robin Wright) we’ll need to tackle the 1982 original.

In this episode we watch half of Blade Runner (1982) and try to predict the ending. 

Director: Ridley Scott | Starring: Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young, Edward James Olmos | Story by: Philip K. Dick | Based on: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? | Running time: 117 minutes | Distributed by: Warner Bros.