Happy New Year from HOIEP

We wish you all the best in the new year, plus an update from the VM we left our friends at Who Are These Podcasts.

 

Ep. 35 – “Who Are these Podcasts” Tribute Episode

No guest & no movie on this special season-ender. We discovered that WATP dedicated an entire episode to “reviewing” us, so we figured the least we could do was return the favour with their same format. Stay “tuned” for season 2 coming soon…!

Who Are these Podcasts

 

 

Ep. 34 – 🎃Harvey Weinstein’s “Playing For Keeps”

Our guest Michael helps us watch Harvey & Bob Weinstein’s 1986 creation: “Playing for Keeps”

We drop a horrorcore Juggalo rap, interview someone close to our district superintendent problem, issue a warning about 1-star ratings, and read our product reviews.

We watch ½ of “Playing for Keeps” & predict how it ends.

Written & Directed by: Harvey Weinstein & Bob Weinstein | Starring: Daniel Jordano Matthew Penn Leon W. Grant Mary B. Ward Jimmy Baio Harold Gould Marisa Tomei | Running Time: 102 min

 

Ep. 33 – God’s Not Dead 2 ✞

Our guest Alex helps us watch the sequel to the Christian “God’s Not Dead 2”

We’re blessed with a beautiful prayer; consult an iTunes industry expert; get some salacious pregnancy gossip; sample an ad for new merch & have a saliva contest.

We watch ½ of “God’s Not Dead 2” & predict how it ends.

Directed by: Harold Cronk | Starring: Matt Passmore Callum Keith Rennie Clé Bennett Hannah Emily Anderson | Running Time: 120 min

 

Ep. 32 – [Hentai] Swing Out Sisters 🇯🇵🔞

Our guest Nick helps us watch the erotic Japanese anime “Swing Out Sisters”, about 3 siblings with a complicated relationship.

Our People’s-corner is open for public rants; bombshell pregnancy-gossip; merch brainstorm & a sexy-lady guessing game.

We watch ½ of the hentai “Swing Out Sisters” & predict how it ends.

Created by: Shinonome Tarou | Directed by: Watase Toshihiro | Starring: Rikimaru Noriko | Running Time: 80 min |2011

 

Ep. 31 – Jigsaw ⚙️

Our guest Amanda helps us watch “Jigsaw”, newest of the Saw gore-porn franchise.

One of our hosts is ill and spreads his disgusting disease to the others; we introduce a long-overdue listener terms of agreement; sample some premium bonus content & have a physical arm-wrestle to schedule our predictions.

We watch ½ of “Jigsaw” & predict how it ends.

Directed by: The Spierig Brothers | Starring: Matt Passmore Callum Keith Rennie Clé Bennett Hannah Emily Anderson | Running Time: 92 min

 

Ep. 30 – The Dark Crystal

Our guest “Pickle” 🥒 helps us watch Jim Henson’s “The Dark Crystal”.

Are Gilfs all they’re cracked up to be? We finally get an opening act & special interview help from a tactical podcast.

We watch ½ of “The Dark Crystal” & predict how it ends.

Directed by: Jim Henson & Frank Oz | Starring: Stephen Garlick Lisa Maxwell Billie Whitelaw Percy Edwards Barry Dennen | Running Time: 93 min

 

Ep. 29 – Debbie Does Dallas

Our guest Nicky helps us watch one of the most famous “golden-age of porn” movies.

Can we help Brenda find love? Was Brian a “badboy”? Will the graphic sex scenes ruin our appetite for our deep-fried calzones?

We watch ½ of the XXX Debbie Does Dallas & predict how it ends.

Directed by: Jim Clark | Starring: Bambi Woods, Christie Ford, Robert Kerman, Robin Byrd, Herschel Savage, Eric Edwards, Arcadia Lake | Running Time: 90 min

 

Ep. 28 – (planet) Flat Earth

Our guest Karina helps us watch a youtube “conspiracy” video explaining why the world is flat.

We’re hiring! Also, will we break free from our globester pubic school brainwashing? Will we get flat-earth-woke from NASA’s grip? 

We watch ½ of “Planet Flat Earth” & predict how it ends.

Directed by: ODD Reality | Featuring clips from: Bill Nye, Neil Tyson Degrasse, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, The Truman Show, Men in Black | Running Time: 61 min | youtube release

 

Ep. 27 – Moulin Rouge

Our guest Erich helps us watch an award-winning 2 hour-long music video.

Are strippers the same as burlesque dancers? Will our guest be able to maintain focus? 

We watch ½ of Moulin Rouge & predict how it ends.

Directed by: Baz Luhrmann | Starring: Starring Nicole Kidman Ewan McGregor John Leguizamo Jim Broadbent Richard Roxburgh | Running Time: 128 min | Box Office: $179.2 million