Our guest Sam hates horror movies… but somehow through a series of miscommunications we ended up forcing him to watch the followup to the 2009 Human Centipede (First Sequence.) If you’ve never heard of this horror franchise, it might be for the best. Suffice to say it’s gore-porn at its worst… (best?) A demented man goes on a copycat-rampage and tries to recreate the surgical experiment portrayed in the original film. 

We watch half of he Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence), with guest Sam, and try to predict the ending.

Warning: Potentially disturbing content is discussed.

Directed by: Tom Six | Starring: Ashlynn Yennie, Laurence R. Harvey |Distributed by: IFC Midnight | Running Time: 88 min | Box office: $142,000

Our guest Aitor helps us predict the second half of The Fate of the Furious. We bravely decided to start our predictions with the 8th instalment to this franchise, despite not having seen any of the preceding (Fast and the Furious) movies. If this entire franchise were fused in to one, it’d be the equivalent of us walking in on the final scene, after spending 2 hours in the toilet due to bad Mexican food, and trying to make sense of the movie.

We watch half of The Fate of The Furious & try to predict the ending.

Directed by: F. Gary Gray | Starring: Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Scott Eastwood, Nathalie Emmanuel, Elsa Pataky, Kurt Russell, Charlize Theron | Distributed by: Universal Pictures | Running time: 136 min |

We bravely watch the movie that introduced S&M, Sadomasochism, BDM, & spanking in to campy popular culture. Before we can get to the sequels (Fifty Shades Darker 2017 & Fifty Shades Freed 2018) we’ll need to wrap up with this naughty original. 

In this episode we watch half of 50 Shades of Grey & try to predict it’s sexy ending.

Directed by: Sam Taylor-Johnson | Starring: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Jennifer Ehle, Marcia Gay Harden | Based on the book by: E. L. James | Music by: Danny Elfman | Distributed by: Universal Pictures | Running time: 126 min

How did we manage to avoid this dystopian classic all these years? Before we can set our sights on Denis Villeneuve’s 2049 sequel (with Ryan Gosling, Jared Leto & Robin Wright) we’ll need to tackle the 1982 original.

In this episode we watch half of Blade Runner (1982) and try to predict the ending. 

Director: Ridley Scott | Starring: Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young, Edward James Olmos | Story by: Philip K. Dick | Based on: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? | Running time: 117 minutes | Distributed by: Warner Bros.